On the menu: roast diricawl, with a side of arsenic bat sauce. Necessitates plucking and twisting off the wings of both. Drawing, flaying and quartering. Surely the blood would be useful for something besides keeping those worthless, maggot-ridden carcasses alive.
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The Wyrm Ouroboros is quick to gobble up strutting peacocks who distract themselves with pecking in the mud.
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Our Lord would hardly care to see you refer to Him in so cavalier a manner. Given His sufferance of your antics it would not be wise to damage the few alliances you may still claim.
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(On the other hand, you do know what a peacock symbolises, do you not?)
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Except perhaps what He sees in you that is so endlessly amusing. But perhaps your particular motley is merely the drab colouration of the house sparrow.