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[alt_amycus]

Pigeons haven't been the only troublesome scum lately.

If there's any doubt, be it known that whether it's Saturday night, Wednesday at noon or Monday bright and early:

if I hear any more caterwauling, it will get cut off. I've dealt with it before, and I'll deal with it again. Count on it. Sworn by my blood's purity.

Besides, Justine needs her beauty sleep.

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[alt_frank]

he can't be saying what I think he's saying.

minerva, do you see this?

dealt with?

cut off?

cat, for merlin's sake?

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[alt_frank]

the motherfucker did this to my babies

and he's a goddamn professor

that sadistic fuckhole killed my baby girl's cat

and she's got to sit in his classroom every day and he can go anywhere in the goddamn school and if he can get into the common room I don't know if my children are safe in their OWN FUCKING BEDS BECAUSE A GODDAMN PROFESSOR IS THE ONE THAT IS TERRORISING THEM

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[alt_frank]

I WANT HIS FUCKING HEAD ON A PIKE

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[alt_frank]

OR ILL DO IT MYSELF I SWEAR

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[alt_frank]

if he so much as looks at them sideways thats it thats fucking it i dont give a flying fuck at the moon what itll cost me ill take it out of him in blood

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[alt_frank]

FUCK

I CANT EVEN TALK TO HIM OVER THESE FUCKING THINGS

I HAVE TO STAY BEHIND THIS GODDAMN LOCK AND WATCH WHILE HE TAUNTS MY CHILDREN INSTEAD OF MARCHING RIGHT UP THERE LIKE A REFUCKINGSPONSIBLE PARENT SHOULD DO TO GIVE HIM THE BUSINESS END OF MY WAND

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[alt_frank]

WELL IM FUCKING SICK OF IT IS WHAT I AM

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[alt_arthur]

If you need me to take a day off and come to crack a bottle of Firewhiskey with you, I can take the time. I can show up at Hogwarts as your proxy and find an excuse to knock some Carrow heads together if you like: I have children at the school too, after all, and Merlin knows they've directed bludgers at my own before.

Just say the word.

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[alt_frank]

thanks man

your a good dad you know that?

im just fucking useless

fuck

sorry henmonir

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[alt_arthur]

No, you're not useless, Frank. And anyone who runs Moddey Dhoo the way you do is a bloody fine parent himself.

Put the cork in the bottle for now, Frank. Wait to open it again until you have someone there to share it with.

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[alt_molly]

Frank--

He--

Oh, my.

Percy mentioned something about the cat in his last letter. But you don't think...could he have done so, really, do you think? He doesn't have the password to Gryffindor Tower, does he?

Perhaps he's simply talking about the noise from the last music party?

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[alt_alice]

I'm sorry, Molly.

He doesn't mean

At this point, it's all supposing. But, well, I really wouldn't put it past him, after the things he's done to our Terry, and what he tried to do to our Hermione last year.

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[alt_sirius]

Hey, I've just seen this. Moony and I have been - well, occupied - most of the day, and only just now sitting down to catch up on the journals.

Yeah, I believe it could've been Carrow. I'll know more for sure when I get back to Hogwarts, though.

When he's sober, tell Frank ... tell him that he'll get his chance at Carrow, if he's really behind it.

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[alt_alice]

That might be a while.

But yes, I'll tell him, for what it's worth.

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[alt_arthur]

I don't suppose you or Alice or Remus or Tonks are going to tell the rest of us what is going on, are you?

I saw Tonks on her night shift briefly one night the week before last, but she didn't seem to be in the mood to chat. She was looking downright peaky. I'm a bit worried about her, I'll admit.

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[alt_sirius]

She's fine. Moony just keeps shedding all over the Laszlo shelves and I think it's driven her a bit round the twist. We gave her a couple of days off, that's all, so she could unwind herself.

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[alt_alice]

Frank?

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[alt_alice]

Frank? What's happened? Where are you?

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[alt_alice]

You answer me, Frank Longbottom.

Answer me here, or answer my patronus, but answer me.

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[alt_alice]

fine I'm coming to find you.

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[alt_frank]

dun worry

havnt gone way

jus pissed

back tom

back in n the morning promis

sorry
sorry

sorry hrmie too